The Story Of My Pathetic Life....

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Hey guys,

 It's been such a long long time since my last entry.  Well what to say, I don't have any ideas or any interesting story to tell.  But you guys are lucky as something nice did happened to me today.

 It's been raining heavily in Cybejaya this evening.  Due to that factor, I was stuck in the campus for like an hour or something.  But I was glad it rained today as some unexpected thing happened to me while I was in the library.

 As it was raining outside, I decided to go to the library to find a Calculus book to borrow (for the time being, I'm having some difficulties in Maths right now).  As I was searching the shelves for the right book, came this foreigner guy (did I mention that he was CUTE???) & I think he's looking for the same book as I am because that section of shelves are for Calculus books.  I was searching through the shelf from top to bottom when suddenly I heard someone speaking to me.  I turned & saw that the foreigner guy was looking at me.

Foreigener guy : You know how to find the right book?

Me : No, but I'm just browsing through the shelf looking for the right one.

Foregner guy : I know how to find the right book.

Me : How?

Foreigner guy : I just closed my eyes, count to ten (he demonstrated the technique he's using while he's finger was pointing to the rows of books) & where my finger stops at, then that's the right book (*smile*).

Me : But what if the book that you're pointing to is not the one that you're looking for?

Foreigner guy : (*smile & shrugged*) Good luck on finding your book.

I did found the book that I wanted but not by using his ridiculous technique.  When I was on my way out from the library, I saw that he was studying alone.  Thought of going there to ask whether he was studying calculus & maybe I can join him.  But I was too shy & I need to go back before it started to rain again.  Besides, isn't it a ridiculous idea to go to someone you don't know & ask them if you can study together?

 But when I thought about it again, I SHOULD just go & talk to him.  Maybe we can be friends, exchange numbers or something & maybe we can study together sometimes (*sigh*).

Hope I'll bum into him again (*fingers crossed*).

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FINE
This is the word women used to end an argument when they are right & you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she's getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," & you should be on your toes.  Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually ends in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission.  Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non - verbal statement often misunderstood by men.  A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot & wonders why she's wasting her time standing here & arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man.  "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long & hard before deciding how & when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you.  Do not question it or faint.  Just say you're welcome.